there was cat hair on your shirt, it screwed up my voodoo. Now I hear forlorn affectionate purring outside my window all night.
Fruit Facts:
Tomatoes are a fruit not a vegetable Strawberries aren't berries,
but bananas are
Peaches are mammals
Cucumbers are posessed
Pears aren't even real
I am so slow on the uptake. I do not know what I am doing. I do not know how any of this works. I do not know if I'm tooting all wrong.
I do know I'm jealous of inhabitants of witchtown, damn that elegant veil of exclusivity.
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@AwesomeWelles Damn it. Every New Year, I resolve to work on my bioluminescence, and every New Year, I only last a week :(
What especially hurts is that there are microbes that can do this naturally. They don't even have to try, and here I am slathering on radioactive material like some kind of chump.
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People:
1) pyrokinesis
2) bioluminescence
3) omnipresence
4) eyebeams
5) pine scent
6) robot arm
7) gills
All that is solid melts into air. All that is holy is profaned.
