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Abolish state-sanctioned currency and use avocados and toast as denomination for large gifts and transactions
@tcql Tacky gold iPhones will have the highest denomination value, and will be given as gifts between families during weddings, and to cover the cost of injuring the nobility or clergy. Silver iPhones will be given during in exchange for medicinal services, or to settle disputes.
@cocoron I don't know about toast- bread would be better, since then you could combine and use sandwiches as higher-order currencies.
@cocoron (and yes, I know you can have toasted sandwiches. But this is multiculturalism gone too far)
@Cocoron Fiat Avo. But that just sounds like a new model of small car.
@Cocoron for the largest transactions, people will have to sacrifice their many iPhones