good things to name your children
poppin the unexpected
bumbus the regrettable
jéromithy the adequate
drolby the small one
drolbetto the smaller one
hershius rex, the destroyer of abstract notions and ideas
lemme know what you think...
@Cocoron "how did that get here" is another good one
also "(your name) the sequel"
@Cocoron Those are all awfully long and I think my children would hate me every time they have to put their names on forms (they won't fit).
Suit yourself Euphoria. You can keep your Joseph and your Maria, with your "drinking water" and your nice white bread and good furniture.
Myself and my children, Vanish™ OxiAction Gold, Theodicy, St. Iraeneus, Afterbirth, will be enjoying our high energy, high performance names whilst sipping on nuclear-charged Mountain Dew in the Hyper-Singularity, consuming our nutritionally balanced Fuel™ liquid meals and watching motivation cross-fit videos.
@Cocoron And then some of them will be (likely silently) cursing you while trying, once again, to squeeze their long names onto yet another form.
@Cocoron And thanks for wishing me good furniture. I don't have much to keep yet, but I sure want some!
You may no make the lines Euphoria, but do your children make the cut? I'm just guaranteeing the future prospects of MY kids by making sure they're born into greatness with names to match. Not everyone feels okay with naming their children "Monster Energy Drink Gold Assassin Edition" but that's okay, not all of our kids can live up to such high expectations being thrust upon them.
@Cocoron My last name is Edge. I always wanted to name my kids:
Cab
Cleave
Sue
Garb
Post
Rough
and Mare
@Cocoron Hastur, the Child Who Cannot Be Named.
I also tried for Cthulhu. She said yes but then realized if *I* was asking for a name, there was something wrong.
@Cocoron I like these a whole lot
@Cocoron my aunt was named hershius rex - they tried to name me it too but my dad protested, "SHE SMELLS LIKE RACCOONS ALL THE TIME!" he would protest, "CAPITALISM IS EVIL!"
ooh dad, what a scoundrel...