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Hey guys! Silicon Valley Inc. here with a great new website for you!
Anaemic? Had a car accident? Short on blood? Try our new BloodSwap™ app -- users from across the country send in their blood for a "Tranfusion" - you get their excess blood! Woah! Cool!
And it only costs you $40 per litre!
Short on cash? Why not send us some of your blood? You'll get paid $0.028 a litre and cool discounts at affiliated stores!*
*We keep 15% of all blood sent in for Satanic and fiduciary purposes
@Cocoron i keep seeing postings for donating plasma in the 'part time, students' section on Kijiji Jobs. This is too real.
@Cocoron #GigEconomy