**jquinby🌀** @jquinby@mastodon.social · Jan 06, 2018, 00:09

**jquinby🌀** @jquinby@mastodon.social · Jan 06, 2018, 00:09

jquinby🌀 @jquinby@mastodon.social

Guys. Guys.

The reason so many of us need glasses is because we’ve gotten away from Raw Sunlight. I’m designing goggles that actually focus UV directly *into the retina* and am ready for several million in seed capital. Who’s in?

**Christopher Wood** @cwood@octodon.social · Jan 06, 2018, 00:47

**Christopher Wood** @cwood@octodon.social · Jan 06, 2018, 00:47

@jquinby Wait, why the retina? Shouldn't the UV be focused on to the all-natural reiki acupressure points?

**Monkeymind 🐒 ⁽⁽⁽i⁾⁾⁾** @Monkeymind · 2018-01-06T10:46:41Z

Monkeymind 🐒 ⁽⁽⁽i⁾⁾⁾ @Monkeymind

@cwood @jquinby I’m with cwood on this one. Earlobes are the correct accupuncture points for eyesight.

Cut your hair, bathe your earlobes in the sun’s radiant love!

Jan 06, 2018, 10:46 · Amaroq · 0 · 1