#netflix is for suckers
for every boost, i'll hotlink a feature film.
(links will likely disappear over time, so if i post something you want, GET IT QUICK)
there 👏 is 👏 nothing 👏 ironic 👏 about 👏 my 👏 love 👏 for 👏 britney
there's a place in france
my hotel is being rennovated, and i cant give guests a lot of amenities. then this:
Corp Guy #1: Corp Guy #2 is going to go get some water. do you want a case too?
Me: That'd be wonderful.
[tens of minutes pass]
Me: Did you go get water?
Corp Guy #2: Oh. We just ordered pizza and drinks.
Me: Well I told a guest I just sent someone for water, and when it got back, I'd have some up to them.
CG#2: You want me to go get some water?
Me: Oh! That'd be great!
i did miss the whole deployment checklist.
running into some problems implementing brutaldon.
would you hold my hand through this?
#BayArea friends - I have space for just 2 more engagements this month!
Book me tomorrow 8/27 or Wednesday 8/28 to make your Sensual Sorceress and FemDom fantasies a reality. 🔮
Priority goes to longer engagements...Dinner + Domination rendezvous and soak/sauna/massage dates are my favorite ways to connect.
ask me about my solidarity services
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