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is for suckers

for every boost, i'll hotlink a feature film.

(links will likely disappear over time, so if i post something you want, GET IT QUICK)

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If you're slingin code and need a host, and use

If you need a discussion platform, , you should be using for

Thanks to
@bilbono @downey

there ๐Ÿ‘ is ๐Ÿ‘ nothing ๐Ÿ‘ ironic ๐Ÿ‘ about ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘ love ๐Ÿ‘ for ๐Ÿ‘ britney

my hotel is being rennovated, and i cant give guests a lot of amenities. then this:

Corp Guy #1: Corp Guy #2 is going to go get some water. do you want a case too?

Me: That'd be wonderful.

[tens of minutes pass]

Me: Did you go get water?

Corp Guy #2: Oh. We just ordered pizza and drinks.

Me: Well I told a guest I just sent someone for water, and when it got back, I'd have some up to them.

CG#2: You want me to go get some water?

Me: Oh! That'd be great!


running into some problems implementing brutaldon.

would you hold my hand through this?

#BayArea friends - I have space for just 2 more engagements this month!

Book me tomorrow 8/27 or Wednesday 8/28 to make your Sensual Sorceress and FemDom fantasies a reality. ๐Ÿ”ฎ

Priority goes to longer engagements...Dinner + Domination rendezvous and soak/sauna/massage dates are my favorite ways to connect.

Booking Requests:

#BDSM #Dominatrix #Mistress #FBSM #sensualmassage #eroticmassage #bodyrub #edging #BayArea #Eastbay #Oakland #Berkeley #SF

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