my hotel is being rennovated, and i cant give guests a lot of amenities. then this:
Corp Guy #1: Corp Guy #2 is going to go get some water. do you want a case too?
Me: That'd be wonderful.
[tens of minutes pass]
Me: Did you go get water?
Corp Guy #2: Oh. We just ordered pizza and drinks.
Me: Well I told a guest I just sent someone for water, and when it got back, I'd have some up to them.
CG#2: You want me to go get some water?
Me: Oh! That'd be great!
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