bitcoitus @bitcoitus@anticapitalist.party

I think I should look for a therapist, not for therapy but to date. I mean, these people have actually studied to deal with people like me.

LE == "Lawful Evil"
LE == "Law Enforcement"

Coincidence? I think not.

Cool email hack (the good kind): GOG sends a special offer alert with a working countdown timer. In an email!

And no, no Javascript. They just send you this gif, which loops after one minute, but is generated on the fly. So every time you open an email, you’ll get an accurate countdown timer – for one whole minute.

dear website people,

under no circumstances do i

EVER

want the 404 page to redirect to the main website landing page without direct action on my part

i need to know how i typoed that url

no love,
me

the world wide web is a great invention that enables you to execute massive amounts of untrusted code on the second, generally worse operating system you're required to run on top of the one you already had

bro if someone talked cruel shit about my pain in front of millions, and my husband, who was like right fucking there with me, didn't at least tell him to shut the fuck up at a bare minimum, i'd be crushed

Joke of The Day

My teacher asked me to name 2 different structures that hold water

I was like well damn

uxn stickers just arrived!

a nice addition to the laptop i use to write #uxn programs

Duolingo will give you sentences like "the walls are watching me" and "I'm ready to die" just to fuck with you

Metaphor is the molecule that carries knowledge across the book-brain barrier

Every day is a good day to get an IFAK and learn how to use it.

The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual, crime.

Max Stirner

i've just about had it with NYC's laws. can't carry around a pistol or a switchblade, can't own a sloth, can't start an alpaca farm on your apartment building's rooftop

the fuck ever happened to freedom?

making furious notes

when techno-industrial civilization gives you global desertification and heat death, make nomadic war-machines to pillage and lay waste to your enemies