hi friends, I'm very blessed with abundance atm and feeling like doing some philanthropy. I can't remember who anymore but I know I've seen quite a few different people on here post about struggling to make ends meet etc and I would love to help out a little if I can. I can do paypal. pls boost so people who need support see this! ty 💞

Hey graphic designers! I want to pay one of you to draw a logo for me. I have a design already in mind, but I’m open to your input about it. Bold and simple style kind of like the one presently in my profile avatar. Please send me a link to examples of logos you have designed, and let’s talk. Thx!

@amycii In fact it is. Our team will have to enter the premises and confiscat

Pumpkin carving with cat:

Hank, a Cat: OH BOY
Cam: Not for cats.
Hank: IS FOR CATS
Cam: stop--
Hank: I AM ASSIST
Cam: no--
Hank: OOH SNACK ON FLOOR
Cam: you don't want--
Hank: GACK GACK GACK ARGH GACK
Cam: oh for--
Hank: WHY YOU DO THIS
Cam: Okay, that's it. Out.
Hank: ARGH WANT IN WANT IN WANT IN WANT IN

SCENE:
- An old-timey western bar. A fight breaks out, with broken tables and a cowboy thrown over the bar into the alcohol shelves.

- Suddenly, loud bootsteps are heard on the wood outside. The fight pauses suddenly, participants glancing over their shoulders in fear.

- A pointed hat looms over the batting doors. A voice booms out:

WITCH SHERIFF: Now what in the Sam Hain is going on in here?!

(I know I know I'm terribly sorry I couldn't resist the joke)

Idea: A western, but all the cowboys are witches.

The Magnificent Coven

youtu.be/Pgi5XeKBnUE

“The world needs your wandering eyes
Your graceful being
Your peerless magical truth”

Pro tip: "cult" and "occult" are not related etymologically.

@Joe_Platt Check out Bohren undt der Club of Gore for funeral doom JAZZ.

@shriekingmarxist I don’t even know if ‘what the fuck’ even begins to cover it.

My wife's band is funding an album through Kickstarter! It's about the hero's journey as described by Joseph Campbell.

If you're into studies of form in literature or music, you'll love it. It's got recurring motifs, prog rock chord changes, and funky time signatures.

There's just a week left, and they are only asking for enough to get the album professionally mastered and pay the graphic artists. Please consider supporting their album here: kickstarter.com/projects/82265

@pzmyers I imagined Harlan Pepper from Best In Show driving along reciting spider names.

@Animalmagic the idea is that the father was highly skillful, but knew his limitations, as contrasted with the son who did not accept those limitations, and suffered for it. On the one hand the story is a reminder that the rashness of immaturity can have bad consequences, so we should listen to the sober advice of elders. OTOH that also means it warns youth to conform, labor without question, and not get out of line.

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