someone at work just said smtp stands for "send mail to people" im dead
wednesday 7α 
@frickhaditcoming I mean, is he wrong tho?
@null i mean not really but im still laughing about it
@frickhaditcoming Reminds me of an old alt.sysadmin.recovery answer to someone who asked how to read mail on unix. The command is rm, obviously, for “read mail”, and then you need -rf (“really fast”) to turn off the fancy interface features and * because you want to real all your mail, not just specific messages.
@ghost_bird Heh, I remember being on that group years ago. Ended up unsubscribing when I started working in a less abusive environment.
@frickhaditcoming it's send me the pizza
@tykayn
No, no, that's been handled by UUCPizza since 1983.
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@frickhaditcoming http stands for "hi take toilet paper"
@frickhaditcoming sigh. Send Mail to Prospects.
Do I have to explain this every time?
@frickhaditcoming "SOAP Makes Techies Pissed"
@frickhaditcoming I *love* this!
@frickhaditcoming super mario: the people
@frickhaditcoming This is brilliant. I love it.
@frickhaditcoming Not to be confused with SNMP: Send No Mail Please.
@frickhaditcoming Surprisingly not entirely wrong!
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imap stands for i mailed a person
@frickhaditcoming what a fool that person is. everyone knows it stands for shin megami tensei: persona