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Hey folx. I'm writing a free book called Riot Medicine to help teach people first aid for protests, riots, and insurrections. Ⓐ 🏴 ⚕️

Some volunteers have already completed illustrations, but there's still many more that are needed before this can be distributed. If you're able to help out (even with just a single illustration!) get in touch.

You can find out more at

Examples of content (including illustrations) are provided below.

‪Mixing ratios and percentages in a single graph is fucking criminal.‬

‪Literally all I want to do is play Skyrim and drink tea. Fuck this pandemic for sapping all my motivation and also making it impossible to properly shirk responsibilities.‬

Nothing like pandemic and quarantine to make you glad you have an entire cabinet full of hospital quality medical supplies.

“Uhh maybe you should donate that to—“

None of it is PPE or ventilators, so imma just stop you right there. It’s better that I can do what I just did and close up someone’s wound than send them to A&E thanks.

Good news everyone. States are antagonizing each other over medical supplies during a global health crisis.

TIL there a subreddit called /r/China_Flu once again reminding me what a shithole that site is

‪What idiot called it a food fight and not a nutritional yeet?‬

‪Throwing seasoning on my pasta and giggling “nutritional yeeeeest”‬

‪I haven’t hornt on main in a bit, but I haven’t been able to get or of bed for 2 days and yer boi is having gnarsty feefees so uhhhhhh sorry not sorry ‬

When I first typed this, autocorrect said “Think about SWs and nasty bare all day” and like... also accurate

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‪*getting dragged out of a Tesco*‬

‪“You’d said ‘cover your face while shopping,’ but you didn’t say with what, so excuse me for using my partner’s luscious thighs.”‬

"Greetings to our compañeres around the world!
Because of the #Coronavirus crisis we are currently occupying empty apartments in Berlin to offer them to the homeless. Together and in solidarity we will overcome the crisis - and capitalism.

feel invited and feel inspired.
be complicit.

Many flats are empty.
This is a call to take them back!

!¡Saludos a nuestres compañeres en todo el mundo!
Por la crisis del #Coronavirus en este momento estamos ocupando apartamentos vacios en Berlin para ofrecerlos a las personas sin hogar. Juntes y solidaries vamos a superar la crisis - y el capitalismo.

for updates, follow: @besetzen

I fucking hate indexing. I'm 1/3 done, and it is actually the worst.

Why yes, I am a wearing a balaclava as improvised PPE to the market. What you gonna do about it?

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Upside of the pandemic is normalizing covering your face in public.

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ACP 🎉🍰

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