Pretty smart of Europe to be ramping up COVID-19 production in preparation for the winter. Solid investment. A sure sign of wisdom.

[in the national COVID-19 reserve silo]

Grunt: Sir sir! We've running dangerously low.
Overseer: Never fear, small one. Our dear leaders have enacted policy that will ensure we never run out of precious COVID-19.
Grunt: *sheds single tear* Truly bless this great nation.

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@hakan_geijer they're trying to catch up to us in the U.S. because we're in the lead

@hakan_geijer ugh, exactly. I've already lost one friend to covid and have had at least six others catch it

@hakan_geijer and yet somehow, I still have a sense of humor about it. that's how I deal with the worst in life

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