Actually, cops, unlike public defenders, make overtime, which is why you conveniently always schedule your arrests at the end of your shifts.
Oh, and we don't get paid by the case, but you do have arrest quotas, which also count towards your promotions.
So yeah, there's that. https://twitter.com/OverheardOnDuty/status/1140622039310639104
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