“Do people actually use Mastodon?”
Nope. Nobody is here. Absolutely no one.
@mooncake Da fuck is mastodon?
@mooncake Ha, I do that too.
Stay over there. Stay away.
@mooncake We are all fig newtons of each other's imaginations.
@mooncake @garbados I'm not here.
@mooncake Quick everyone hide your toots
@mooncake Only cats and dogs are here, impersonating humans.
@mooncakeWait, this isn't Binky?
@mooncake everyone here is bots except for me and I will not hear otherwise
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