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“Do people actually use Mastodon?”
Nope. Nobody is here. Absolutely no one.
@mooncake Ha, I do that too.
Stay over there. Stay away.
@mooncake We are all fig newtons of each other's imaginations.
@mooncake Quick everyone hide your toots
@mooncake nope, all Mastodon is really populated by a few "pluralities". Like, all of mastodon exists in the headspaces of like four people. I myself account for a good 20% of Mastodon
@mooncake Only cats and dogs are here, impersonating humans.
@mooncake
Wait, this isn't Binky?
@mooncake Nothing to see. Move along now.
@mooncake everyone here is bots except for me and I will not hear otherwise
@mooncake Da fuck is mastodon?