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Congrats on turning 30, here's your case of famotidine and your ill-fated self improvement attempt

Presidential race 2024: Black Phillip (R) vs. the Auto Pilot from Airplane! (D)

Extremely local politics Show more

Extremely local politics Show more

Extremely local politics Show more

You ever have that one friend who has way too strong convictions about every little thing? I had a friend in college who once made us go to a different restaurant after we picked up takeout because the straws were better

Thanksgiving is approaching, and some Americans are celebrating a new tradition. They're gathering with their families for a holiday meal. It's called Famsgiving, and it's quickly becoming the hottest viral Instagram-ready trend.

My partner let me pick our wall calendar for next year and you KNOW I got a ridiculous fantasy art one

The last time I ordered checks I paid the extra eight bucks to get a sunglasses icon in the corner and the message "Ask me about my grandkids" at the bottom

If given a choice of picking anything aesthetic or design related, I am incapable of not picking the one that is dumbest and funniest to me

Christmas music Show more

mh (-), food Show more

fatalism Show more

fatalism Show more

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The year is 2050. All music is MIDI. The cyberpolice enforce only the_law.txt. Welcome to e-Merica.

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Anticapitalist Mastodon instance. Party means fun, not political party. But we're still political.