The fact that YouTube and Twitter haemorrhage money is a testament to the fact private, centralised structures don't scale well, and that public spaces don't lend themselves to for-profit privatisation.
So it's cool if I use this thing to toot all the shitty jokes I made on Twitter in 2009, right?
So my band plays a zydeco party tune called "Don't Mess With My Toot Toot". Does mastodon need a theme song? Am I rich now?