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long ago, the four types of mastodon users lived in harmony. but everything changed when the irony posters attacked

Bird site, uspol, 45, fuuuuuu 

I stood up for myself in a professional setting and it was terrifying and I thought I was going to ruin everything, and instead I got exactly what I asked for?

What is this sorcery?

Cancellable opinion 

The NYC "Bad Old Days" seemed pretty great 

I am officially using-my-seasonal-15%-Sephora-discount-to-stock-up-on-sunscreen-years-old.

A pox on the house of whoever invented “omg you haven’t used social app in awhile, you’ll never guess what that person you may have accidentally interacted with once has been blathering on about, COME BACK COME BACK PLEASE PLEASE” notifications

Moral bankruptcy implies the existence of moral bank robbers

i can tell youre from the midwest bc you call it pop punk, everywhere else calls it soda punk (except the south, where its called coke punk)

I saw this several years ago and honestly it makes more sense than most mainstream economics

breakfast (food, obviously) 

economy, uspol 

the existence of Neutral Milk Hotel suggests that there also exists

along one axis of reality, Good Milk Hotel and Evil Milk Hotel

and along another axis, Lawful Milk Hotel and Chaotic Milk Hotel

“If that's supposed to be racist, then every one of my friends is racist too.”

I see we're making some progress here.

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