Me, trying to come up with a marketing plan for my interes, erm, creative projects: "I recognize that society prefers to have a marketing decision, but given that all of marketing is a set of stupid-ass decisions, I've elected to ignore it"
Sources:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywkzQTGkPFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHEOGrkhDp0
Meanwhile, almost everybody: "You write and play music? I had no idea!"