@walruslifestyle ahahahaha
this is way too random, what is going on lol
@walruslifestyle or maybe they're really that ridiculous, lol. either way, what
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@shoutcacophony
MAYBE JOHN MCAFEE MURDERED HIVEWAY
@walruslifestyle *Inter-departmental teams are scouring a wooded field nearby Mountain View for the missing, presumed dead 'World's first decentralized social media network' known as 'Hiveway'. At press time, Counter Social could not be reached for comment"
@walruslifestyle Later: I AM THE DARK WEB
@shoutcacophony asked to comment, Hiveway's John McAfee stated: "The Dark Web is a twisted parallel universe where Homer Simpson predicted 9/11"