Lumpen FW Teslas @teslas_moustache@anticapitalist.party

Kansas City wobbly/artist/worker/anarcho-somethingorother.

Pronouns: He/Him or They/Them

I like messing with Linux/Free Software, electronics, decentralized networks, encryption, making musical instruments, seizing the means of production, and yelling at cops.

I also like helping people when I can, but a lot of the time it feels like I'm the one in need of help.

💸 paypal.me/teslasmoustache

🎨 https://society6.com/teslas_moustache

If your only argument against any horizontal or anticapitalist social system is that they all get crushed by capitalism,

A) you're wrong.

B) that says more about the ruthlessness of capitalism than it does about whatever system you're talking about.

Take one big-ass deep breath. In through the nose, and out through the mouth. If it feels good, do it a bunch.

Customer: *hands me a coupon.* "every little bit helps!"

Me: "you just saved 15% on an inexcusably non-essential item which was already marked up 10x above cost."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ySjHNZfacc

Use "we" when talking about the company you're trying to get a job at, instead of "you". That way you sort of subtly signal to the boss that you're such a "team player" that you already think of yourself as part of the "team", and this whole interview is just about working out the details of your continued emplyment.

I don't know if it actually works, but it doesn't seem to hurt.

I think my neighbors might burn down my house with their patriotism before the week is out.

Fucking fucks.

Stop trying to "fire up the base" or whatever. You look ridiculous.

It just started raining out of absodamnlutely nowhere

A food truck or cart that sells coffee. Cheap coffee, not espresso, not milkshakes which happen to coincidentally include coffee in the bottom of the ingredients list, but coffee. Also water, tea, and cocoa. With cream, sugar, and alternatives available. Everything $1. Free beverages for houseless people.

I can fit $30 of gas in my car now. Look how far technology has come!

Whose genius idea was it to censor the word "gun" when the lyrics are clearly talking about someone who's a dick and what he brings to school?

Sometimes, my posts are less for the enjoyment of myself or other people, and more to deliberately add a few bits of necessary information to the gargantuan pool of data collected by the surveillance state. Because, as Utah Phillips once said "I figured them birds had to learn that stuff somewhere, and it might as well be from my mail."

Anyway, this is one of those posts. Here goes.

Fuck Bernie Sanders.