I don't want Thanksgiving to happen. Make it stop
@kitoconnell put off having a bunch of messy drunk racists in my house? Put it off forever, thanks.
@kitoconnell update: the racists cancelled. So everything went pretty well.
@teslas_moustache the best possible outcome
@teslas_moustache Literally my least-favorite holiday.
@brittanieshey Like, I'm not saying we shouldn't have holidays. Just ones that don't suck. Halloween can stay where it is. Labor Day can Stay, but we have to bring back May Day. Solstices, equinoxes, and harvest festivals are fine, but we can't bullshit people about them. The rest can basically fuck off my calendar.
@teslas_moustache I'd be happy with a compromise, put it all off by 2 -3 weeks