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No matter how hard I look elsewhere, this is probably the most perfect PC to walk into starbucks and sit next to a macbook air user with

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The mobile Discord app sends your device system configuration and other fingerprint-able data to an external marketing agency.

appcensus.mobi/app/com.discord

I would totally typo my password 2 quadrillion times in a row tbh

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8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

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"An English man, an Irish man and a Scotsman go to a bar.
The English man wanted to leave.
So they all had to leave."

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Modern smartphone apps: “You have 11 new notifications. If you can find them you win the price.”

Oh no, startups have started putting dots between the words of their name or products...

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This is cracking me up.

Text:

me at hotel: *pushing all the continental breakfast tables together*

hotel security: miss why are you-

me: PANGEA BREAKFAST

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Cool. VW bestellt Betrugssoftware bei Bosch und jetzt, wo der Betrug aufgeflogen ist, verklagen sie den Lieferanten.

Gut, dass ich noch nie ein Autos dieses toxischen Konzerns gefahren habe.

spiegel.de/plus/abgasaffaere-b

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