Oh my god, this email gets so much worse (yes, it's a marketing email-- yes, a person was probably paid a handsome salary to write this dreck). Here is the... content, if you can call it that:
1) always match your bra to your knickers
there's nothing French about a padded, hot pink bra & a cotton thong printed with puppy dogs.
2) speak le body language
always refer to your chest as your "decolleté"
3) purchase multiple sets of the same bra & panty
to keep at multiple lover's pied-à-terre