i want to line up all of these new .Social accounts in my kitchen, and one-by-one give them a brown paper bag lunch and kiss 'em on the forehead before sending them out into the world to make toots.
and then as the ~12,000ish or so of them all open their lunches midday, they will find my loving handwritten note that says "it's called a PROfile because your PROnouns go thur! c'mon now. get it together. enjoy your Capri Sun."