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The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People:
1) pyrokinesis
2) bioluminescence
3) omnipresence
4) eyebeams
5) pine scent
6) robot arm
7) gills
@AwesomeWelles Check your privilege. Not everyone can afford a robot arm!
@AwesomeWelles and AI enhancment.... Definitely AI enhancement.
@AwesomeWelles better than any buzzfeed article right here
@AwesomeWelles the question is, what are the habits of highly ineffective people?
@AwesomeWelles Pine scent: :white_check_mark:
@AwesomeWelles Wait, you're telling my Cyclops is highly effective? I have trouble believing that.
@AwesomeWelles
# 7 is a must!
@AwesomeWelles You forgot teleportation and chronokinesis. Please cancel my newsletter subscription!
@AwesomeWelles Damn it. Every New Year, I resolve to work on my bioluminescence, and every New Year, I only last a week :(
What especially hurts is that there are microbes that can do this naturally. They don't even have to try, and here I am slathering on radioactive material like some kind of chump.